WHY ME!?!?!?

So since Olivias birth Ive gone out ONCE, 6months ago(she was 18months old and I was gone 4hrs) We have a camping trip coming up (next weekend) and a friend of mine is coming along, but she doesn't really know the group...So inorder to break the ice me and another friend want to take said friend out. This way she'll know more than just me...still following? Its also a GREAT excuse to get me out! We plan to go to a local gay club. Shana was going to stay with Olivia(at our friends house). Notice I said was? Yeah well have you ever heard the 'rule' the rule that states you must never EVER go online and boast about certain things related to your kids? Like the fact that your kid has never barfed or had diarrhea...not to mention, at the same time? Yeah. Please please please PLEASE let her wake up and remain barf free...last time was at gosh 7pm? So as long as she hasnt thrown up in 24hrs, Id really love to go. As far as the diarrhea, its been minimal and not really an issue, to be graphic more like liquid farts, but trust me when I say that was enough for me!!!!!! Shana cant really keep her at our house because if Ive been drinking, and trust me when I say if I go out, IM DRINKING! I wont be able to drive up our beloved mountain pass, or atall for that matter. UGH. PLEASE LET HER BE BETTER TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!!! please?