Latest Olivia-isms

Olivia: where's Maggies Grandma? Me: Well Maggie's Grammie Mouse is in Kansas, however her Grandma Maxine Died. Olivia: Mamas Mommy Grandma Died. Me: Yes she did. Olivia: just like my bird. Me: yes Olivia just like your bird. (This one floored me because her bird died MANY months ago, we had a burial for it in our garden and then never talked about it again!) Olivia: Cailou's Daddy is SO silly Me: Yes he certainly is isn't he. Me: Do YOU have a daddy? Olivia: Nope! I have a Mommy, Mama and Nana. Me: that's RIGHT! Olivia: Mama has a Daddy, he is my Papa! Me: that's right! Mommy has a daddy too! Olivia: I know! He is my Papa Larry! Olivia: Diego HIT me! Me: I know Olivia, Diego is just a baby and doesn't yet have words to express that he doesn't want you to do that. Me: When you were smaller didn't you also used to hit your friends when you got frustrated??? Actually don't you STILL sometimes hit Maggie? Olivia: NOPE! I would NEVER hit Maggie, she is my BEST friend! Me: Oh?? I actually remember you hitting her just the other day? Don't I? Olivia: Right. Me: Olivia its time to get dressed. Olivia: I can't Me: Oh? How come? Olivia because I have a baby in my tummy! Oh? You do? Well what do you suppose we should do then? Would you like to go to the store naked? Olivia: No, Mommy come here and help me push my baby out so I can get dressed. Me: hmmmmm, ok? Olivia: CAT! Do NOT eat my nana's FLOWERS!!!! Me: ut oh is that cat eating Nanas flowers again? Olivia: YES! Hurry get the hose mommy, Ill spray it! Me: hmmmmm, maybe we can just move the cat? Olivia: but mommy, now seriously, we have to get this cat out of here, nana will be SO SAD CRY if she sees this! Me: Olivia? How old are you again? Olivia: Mommy, Im two! Ill be 3 in April, silly. Now get the hose, hurry! Olivia: mmmmmmmmmm, gee milk is SO yummy! Me: what does it taste like? Olivia: hmmmmmm, melted icecream! Me: lol! Me: Olivia come on! We need to take a shower so we can go to the store! Olivia: No I stay here with Nana you go to store all by yourself. Me: AWESOME! ~*~*~!5minutes later, I am about the walk out the door and here comes Olivia RUNNING as fast as she can while she pulls a shirt over her head and carries 2 DIFFERENT SHOES! Me: Oh remember you didn't take a shower, you decided to stay here with Nana! Olivia: Mommy smell my butt! Me: Excuse me? Olivia: It doesn't stink(smells her arms) my arm doesn't stink! (smells her feet(My feet don't stink!) SEE I CAN go, Mommy I don't stink! Me: ***Feels so defeated*** Me: Olivia its time to go to Ballet/Tap class! Olivia: Um maybe when Im bigger. Me: Oh Olivia I KNOW you will do great! Remember Mommy will watch you through the mirror and if you miss me just pat your nose and I will come get you. Olivia: Mommy *I* will watch YOU Dance through the window, maybe when Im bigger like you I will dance too. Me: *bewildered* Olivia: Mommy do you have a baby in your tummy? Me: Nope! Would you like me to get a new baby in my tummy? Olivia: Maybe I will get small and go back in your tummy! Me: I love you Olivia. My mom(who is sewing): OH #*$%&% Not again! Olivia: Nana its ok, I will help you! I have an idea! Look Nana, watch, just like this....... My mom and I, rofl Olivia: Mommy buy a new one(some random object) Me: No Olivia mommy doesn't have any extra $$ right now. Olivia: Ok mommy lets go to the store and buy some money! Then you can buy it! Me: *shakes her head* Olivia(in the shower): Mommy what color are you? Me: ummmm pink? Olivia: No, you are ummmmmm, yellow. Me: I guess I do sorta look yellow don't I? Me: Olivia what color are you? Olivia: Olivia Grace, Im 2! Me: YES! You are Olivia Grace and you ARE 2, do you know what color you are? Olivia: suntan. Me: Where did you learn that word? Olivia: I dunno *giggle* Me: What color is Mama? Olivia: Brown Me: YES! Mama IS brown. Me: What color is Nana? Olivia: Suntan. Me: Yes Olivia Nana does have a suntan, Does Nana look like Mommy or Mama? Olivia: Silly mommy! She looks like Olivia Grace! Me: oh right! Olivia: Katherine has a baby in her tummy. Me: Yes she does. Olivia: She is going to the Dr and the Dr is going to tell her to push out her baby. Me: yes that's right she is. Did mommy go to the Dr to push out you? Olivia: No! Me: Oh! Where did I push you out? Olivia: In your bed. Me: Hmmmm, you are right, I sure did! Olivia: Mommy, remember? Me: Remember what Olivia? Olivia: Some ladies push their babies out in their beds, and some ladies go to the Dr's. Like Dr Vargas, Remember mommy? Me: Yes I do remember. (This child never forgets a single thing I've told her no matter how long ago) Being a Mom carries such a HUGE responsibility, I mean I think we all know this going into it, but WOW! Olivia has the strongest memory of anyone I've ever met! She tells me all the time that she remembers being in my tummy, I half laugh it off...and half wonder, LOL! ***One final-ism Olivia: Mommy baby come here I do your hair! Me: Oh Olivia mommy already *did* her hair... Olivia: Oh baby your hair looks CRAZY! Dont worry Mommy Baby I will fix it! My hair: Olivia: See baby, now you look SOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE! Me: Your right Olivia, it DOES look much much cuter!